Terms
Last updated 29 July 2026
Short version: you pay a dollar, you see a number, and you knew that before you paid. The rest of this page is the same thing said carefully.
What a dollar buys
One look at how many people have paid a dollar to see how many people paid a dollar. Your access lasts five minutes — long enough to look, reload, and show someone. After that it is a dollar again.
Included with your dollar: one message on the planet. One payment, one message. It appears among the hundred newest and slides off when a hundred newer ones arrive.
The rocket and the ufo
There is one of each. Whoever holds it has their name, their line and their logo travelling over the planet: printed on the rocket's hull, flown on the flag the ufo plants.
- It is a queue. You pay, you take your place in it, and your turn comes in the order people paid. Nobody is outbid and nobody loses their money to somebody who clicked a second earlier.
- To join, you pay at least one dollar more than the highest claim so far — whoever is flying, and everyone already waiting. The price only goes one way, so the earlier you are, the cheaper. A refused claim is refunded and does not count towards the price.
- Every claim is read by a human before it goes up, within 24 hours. Whoever is flying keeps flying until the next one is approved.
- How long your turn lasts depends on who is behind you: you fly until the next in the queue is let through. If nobody is behind you, you stay up.
- If your claim is refused, you are refunded in full.
What you may not put on the planet
No insults aimed at a person, no hate, no threats, no advertising for something illegal, no impersonation, no phone numbers or links, and nothing you do not hold the rights to — that logo included. We may refuse or remove anything, and we do not owe you an explanation beyond the refund.
By submitting a message or a logo you confirm you may use it, and you allow us to display it on this site for as long as it belongs there.
Your right of withdrawal, and how you lose it
European law normally gives you fourteen days to change your mind about something bought online. Digital content delivered immediately is the exception: by paying, you ask for the number to be shown to you at once and you accept that this ends your right of withdrawal. That is the whole product — once you have seen the number, it cannot be unseen.
Refunds still happen where they should: a refused claim, a double charge, a payment that bought nothing because something on our side broke. Write to us through the contact form and we will sort it out.
What we promise, and what we do not
The number is honest and the count is real. Beyond that, this is a website about a joke: it may be down, it may be slow, and it may one day stop existing. We are liable for what the law makes us liable for, and not for lost profit, lost data or hurt feelings arising from a website that charges one dollar.
Changes
If these terms change, the date at the top changes with them. What you already bought keeps the terms it was bought under.